shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous
PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA
i had to explain this to my FEMALE friend in like, junior year. she was so adamant…
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
Why aren’t people giving me endless amounts of money what have i done to deserve this
The year is 2020, tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
the fuck do you mean we only have 7 years left